Tom (narc)

tom is the general manager of the stone temple seattle pilots in the baseball draft. he is a 2x basketball draft winner but unfortunately had to watch ben quadinaros die twice.

he is one of the original narcs.

early career
born a long time ago on a coastline far away, tom claims to have been a pre-steph curry golden state fan, which there were like what 4 of those?

he has run jc elimination games for game of thrones and found considerable success in the original sports drafts, winning the second and third basketball versions. i think he used lebron for one of them though.

he is widely considered one of the nicest people on the boards, despite occasionally posting apologetics for the behavior of zaza pachulia.

baseball draft
tom founded the stone temple seattle pilots in 2018 as a charter member of the first draft, leading them to the first-ever baseball draft world series, falling to pointy's performance enhancers in 7 games.

in the second draft, he narrowly missed the postseason and went for a walk.

he lead the pilots back to world series in the third draft, falling to lloyd's shaqoto in 6 games.

he also participated in the fake ootp trial draft, which is fake and no one cares about it.

musician
tom has also gained some recognition as a composer, creating the baseball draft theme song.

his soundclound, puppetfangghost records, is named after a childhood fear of muppet kermit the frog's human-like teeth ("puppet fangs").