Kingdome ii

as you know (Editor: You may not know, that's why you clicked this), the kingdome was imploded by an angry mob of pilots fans after the front office's decision not to use one of their many keeper slots on league mvp jocko milligan. many stadium proposals were brought before [their] board of governors. some wanted to move into old sick stadium, with its sink holes and complete lack of restroom facilities. others suggested building a modern stadium with a retractable roof next to the site of the demolished kingdome. in the end it was decided that [they] will build the kingdome ii.

unlike the original stadium, the new kingdome will be a slightly smaller, single-purpose palace of baseball(citation needed: is palace unbiased language?). unfortunately construction wasn't able to be completed in time for the new season. the crew was working tirelessly to complete the mammoth project in time, but as the new pilots team began to come together the workers began to interfere with their early offseason training sessions. after many shouting matches between mr. baseball and the crew's foreman about debris falling in the middle of baseball practice and whatnot, it was agreed that construction would halt until after the season. in its current state the kingdome ii eerily resembles the death star ii, with girders sticking out everywhere and a huge hole in the roof exposing the field to the natural elements. also the stands are only half complete, with the outfield wall and bleachers yet to be installed. so temporarily, for this season only it was decided to paint a yellow line 12 feet high on the back wall of the dome itself. any ball hit above this line will be considered a home run, but it will take quite a shot. the temporary dimensions of the kingdome ii are 435' down the lines, 487' in the power alleys, and 520' to dead center. we are assured that the stadium is perfectly safe to play in(citation needed), and that should any debris still be loose in the unfinished roof its likelihood of hitting an outfielder is very small, since the outfield itself is so very large.