San Francisco Six Demon Bags

The San Francisco Six Demon Bags are a Baseball Draft team managed by Wang and based in the Chinatown neighborhood of San Francisco, CA. Originally the Sudden Valley Cornballers, they were the only expansion team to join the Draft in 2020.

After the Third Draft, they were implicated in the Spencer Report for using short-seasoner Shawon Dunston, but nobody really gives them too much shit b/c they weren't as intense about it as that other guy.

In 2021, they rebranded as the Demon Bags, ditching the Arrested Development reference for a Big Trouble in Little China theme-- much to the joy(?) of a star war. Later that year they would invent the Cockblauch after acquiring 2B Chuck Knoblauch to pair with SS Jack Glasscock.

Powered by that pair and the acquisition of Star Wars/Baseball mashup Ven Griffey Jr, the Demon Bags would win their division and make it all the way to the World Series, where they'd be narrowly defeated by LloydChristmas's A Shaq of Their Own in 7 games.

Fourth Draft
 Playoffs: 

Won League Championship Series 4-3 vs. Planescape Tormentors

Lost World Series 4-3 to A Shaq of Their Own

Player awards and accolades
Gold Gloves


 * SS Jack Glasscock (2021)
 * CF Ven Griffey Jr. (2021)

Silver Sluggers


 * 1B Jeff "Bag-and-a-Half" Bagwell (2020)

Slick Spikes


 * P Grasshopper Jim Whitney (2021)

Home Run Derby Champions


 * Babe Ruth [Yankees version] (2020)