DarthTunick

DarthTunick aka Tunes is the General Manager of the Reseda Free Fallers in the Baseball Draft, and the resident "Los Angeles guy" in the forums.

He also hosts the Arena board's Streak for Colors game.

Baseball Draft
Tunes joined the Draft at its inception, becoming the 3rd team to ever sign up after the Cosmically Linked Rivalry Pair of dp4m and heels.

His teams have never made the playoffs, but routinely rank at the top of the league in attendance while featuring fan favorites like Ken Griffey Jr.

Also the Lakers and Dodgers are BOTH reigning champs so, like, he can't horde all the karma.

Field-level tracking
Part of Tunes's high attendance rates may also be attributed to his innovative tracking system of fans who sit in premium field-level seats. Fans who show up consistently are rewarded with coupons at Target.

Owing to this technology, his games are regularly stocked with celebrities, sports stars, and other high-profile individuals. There are rumors a game was attended by Abraham Lincoln, but whether that was a ghost, a Bill & Ted situation (how we assume most historical players must have arrived in this game), or a camera catching a closeup of his brother's tattoo has yet to be determined.

Dudeism
Tunes may be a follower of "Dudeism," a philosophy based on the protagonist of the Coen Brothers' 1998 film The Big Lebowski. The Dudeist belief system encourages "taking it easy" like an Eagles song, which may contribute to Tunes' dedication to fun, popular teams over more cutthroat, successful ones.

It also means he fuckin' loves a good White Russian, man (just not as much as a Jack & Coke).