Performance Enhancers

The Performance Enhancers are a Baseball Draft team managed by Point Given and based in Queens, NY (by far the most successful franchise there in like forever). They were a charter member of the league in 2018.

They have made the playoffs every season since inception, winning the first two World Series in Draft history. In 2020 they totally got their ass kicked though lmao I mean what did I say that?

They continue to be coached by former Daily Show host and Better-Than-Any-Congressperson Jon Stewart.

First Draft 🏆
 Playoffs: 

Won Divisional Round 4-2 vs. Let's Play Two

Won World Series 4-3 vs. stone temple seattle pilots

Second Draft 🏆
 Playoffs: 

Won Division Round 4-0 vs. Amazings

Won World Series 4-3 vs. USA Network All-Stars (ASSES)

Third Draft
 Playoffs: 

Won 1-Game Play-In Tiebreaker vs. Every City Bandwagoners

Lost Divisional Round 4-2 to A Shaq of Their Own

Player awards and accolades


Most Valuable Players


 * 1B Lou Gehrig (2018)

World Series MVPs


 * Alex Rodriguez (2018, 2019)

Golden Gloves


 * C Joe Mauer (2020)

Silver Sluggers


 * 2B Alex Rodriguez (2019)
 * 3B Alex Rodriguez (2019)
 * SS *deep sigh* Alex Rodriguez (2019)
 * 3B Al Rosen (2020)