Dp4m

dp4m aka dp (no innuendo even though he'd prob like there to be) is the General Manager of the Planescape Tormentors in the Baseball Draft.

He is one of the original narcs.

Baseball Draft
In 2018, Commish Inty create a new Sports Draft in the Arena, the first attempt at a baseball version. dp4m, somehow having less of a life than a bunch of people without lives (or potentially on a different schedule on a trip to China), made the first post to create the first team ever, the New York Highlanders. He would also "thoughtfully" sign up his rival heels as a participant, cementing their feud into league history as its first two charter members.

In that First Draft, he lost 4-2 in the divisional series to fellow narc tom's stone temple seattle pilots.

In the Second Draft, the team rebranded as the USA Network All-Stars, soon known throughout the league as the All-Star Short sEasoner Supremes-- colloquially the ASSES-- for the roster decisions that would culminate in the Spencer Report. dp would defeat his rival heels in 7 games to make the World Series, before losing in another epic 7 games to eventual champion Pointy G off an Alex Rodriguez walk-off home run.

In the Third Draft, his terrible meme game would result in a league-wide pandemic forcing teams to play a portion of the season in a "bubble" of Florida stadiums. Despite the outbreak, dp would make the playoffs for the third straight year (tying Pointy for the longest streak), before falling again to tom's pilots in a divisional round, 4-1.

Controversies
dp has been at the center of several controversies in JC & Baseball Draft history.

An unrepentant bandwagoner, dp is seriously that guy who roots for the Cowboys AND the Y*nkees (and the Jets, and pretty much whoever is winning). In fact, the "Every City Bandwagoners" of his rival heels were named as a mockery of this reputation.

His narcing is legendary, and some reports say he was the inspiration for tom's narcing-- making him Narc Zero.

During the Third Draft, his atrocious gif-posting would let loose the DAVID-19 virus, threatening all humor and fun in the JC.

Following the Third Draft, his practice of drafting players with inflated stats over small sample sizes was exposed in the Spencer Report, ultimately resulting in a switch from the WhatIfSports baseball simulator to Out of the Park Baseball, where players under certain playing time thresholds are penalized.

Perhaps most egregiously, he waged a personal war against the greatest Star Wars novel of all-time (Traitor), accusing Vergere of teaching Jacen to be a Sith. While no direct link can be made to later authorial decisions, this line of thinking would eventually be codified in the Legacy of the Force series, turning Jacen (and later, by extension, Kylo Ren) into a complete idiot. Sigh.

Rivalry with heels
dp has a rivalry with forum mod and fellow GM heels, the origins of which cannot be found in newspaper archives (no one looked very hard). Despite being a mod, heels has not banned him, so he's kind of to blame too.

dp is current losing the rivalry, after the most recent Jedi Draft where heels paired Baby Yoda & Luke Skywalker in a trump (somehow antincipating that Mandalorian finale).