Every City Bandwagoners

The Every City Bandwagoners are a Baseball Draft team managed by heels and based in Los Angeles, CA. They were one of the first two charter members of the league in 2018.

They made the playoffs in each of their first three seasons, all ending tragically because, of course, it's heels. In the fourth season, an ill-advised trade was made for Red Sox filth Pedro Martinez, and no playoff appearance was achieved.

Originally based in Miami, FL from 2018-2020, the Bandwagoners and their stadium were essential in helping quarantine the league during the DAVID-19 pandemic.

Despite numerous lawsuits, a lengthy incarceration period during season 3, and a termination, they continue to be coached by Judge Judith Susan Sheindlin.

First Draft
 Playoffs: 

Lost 1-Game Play-In Tiebreaker vs. Amazings

Second Draft
 Playoffs: 

Lost Divisional Round 4-3 vs. USA Network All-Stars (ASSES)

Third Draft
 Playoffs: 

Lost 1-Game Play-In Tiebreaker vs. Performance Enhancers

Player awards and accolades


Golden Gloves


 * 2B Joe Morgan (2019)
 * SS Cal Ripken Jr. (2019)
 * OF Stan Musial (2020)

Silver Sluggers


 * 1B Lou Gehrig* (2019 - *split season w/ stone temple seattle pilots)

Rolaids Reliever of the Year


 * P Francisco Cordero (2019)

All-Star Game MVPs


 * Lou Gehrig (2019)

Home Run Derby Champions


 * Mickey Mantle disguised as Nolan Arenado (2021)

Manager of the Year


 * Judge Judy (2019)